I gave my New Testament students a choice on which chapter in 1 Corinthians the present to the class, 5, 6, or 7, under the headings of incest, lawsuits, and singleness, respectively. One of my students, when it was their turn to pick, said, “I’ll take incest. Not because I like it, but because it’s easy.”
Filed under: things I was not prepared to hear.
I’m a teacher and today two new students signed up at my school - three year old identical twin boys. Their names are Sora and Riku.
That generation is here.
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oh look my favorite photo set
what the entire and actual existing fuck?
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So during this stint of unemployment, I’ve been filling in the time of not job hunting with my video game backlog. One game that I’ve poured copious amounts of time into is Persona 3. I know that some of you may be thinking, “But that’s a PS2 game.” Yes it is, and it is awesome. Really fucking weird, but awesome.
A brief review of my experience so far with Persona 3: FES.Source pigsquad
When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.
clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented
THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT
Or a Doctor Who episode…
Haters gonna hateSource discordion
NSFW and use headphones
YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
I hate everyone and want everyone to suffer.
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Yeah, if I were Patrick I would’ve just got up and left.
People have all this love for Picard, which is well deserved, but everyone seems to forget the Sisko punched Q in the Goddamn face.Source mcavoyclub
Just found a screenshot of my desktop from college. There are dozens of INDIVIDUAL FILES on my hard drive now larger than my entire hard drive was then.
Hank, your old wallpaper brings me the purest of joy.Source edwardspoonhands